Distracting Seductress: Unveiled Tuesday, 18 August, 2009
Posted by ~uh~™ in Consumer Humour.Tags: advertisement, babe, banyan, Bisleri, bottled water, distraction, Drive, fizzy, Image, Mumbai, necklace, product, seductress, sexy, soda, truck
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This post declares the result of question asked on Distracting Seductress, where the readers were supposed to guess the product featured in the advert. If you are new reader and have not read the earlier post, request you to see the picture below and go back to read the comments.
We had guesses ranging from condom, beauty cream, hair oil, LCD TV to car batteries to Foor wear to Tamifu tablets. I personally liked them all, but the most radical guess were ‘MTNL’ and ‘ Global Warming’. Superb imagination ! ( I am surely going to play this game once again for the humour quotient). Till such time this post was being drafted, unfortunately none of the guesses were close enough. However, going by most of the commentor’s opinion, it is clear that PETA can easily use this advert for their next campaign, it goes well with it’s current image!
The product is from a very well known company Bisleri and it is – SODA !
[I have given a hint by giving Alchohol as a choice and none picked it up. If you carefully look at the cropped image a portion of the bottle is shown with the fizz bubbles. But I agree this wasn't easy to guess.]
All the trucks that carries out freshly packed Bisleri bottled from it’s Ville Parle factory, abutting Western Express highway, have this advertisement on them. Every morning, when I see couple of the trucks on the way, there’s a jump in my adrenalin. I actually have driven close to take the pictures presented below, in sequential manner ! All the pictures are taken using my Nokia E71, while I was managing the wheel amidst heavy traffic.
Step One: Spotting the seductress at a distance
Step Two: Changing lanes to drive behind and focus better
Step Three: A bit close, her eyes are so magnetic…
Step Three: The lust picture
The last thing I remember was taking this pic.
Then it all went dark………..
As there was no winner, no one will get the declared prize. However if anyone is interested in the seductress , he can always contact the ‘ Customer care Number’ given on the ad. I guess they will be informative and helpful.
My key learning- While you are trying to drive in crazy traffic, there is someone seductive who want to drive you crazy and kill you. Don’t fall in her trap. Don’t look at anything distracting while you drive.
So, what is the your key learning from this advertisement ?
Distracting Seductress Sunday, 16 August, 2009
Posted by ~uh~™ in Consumer Humour.Tags: advertisement, banyan, Image, lingerie, Mumbai, necklace, product, seductress, sexy
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I found an image on this hoarding on a vehicle rather distracting, while I was driving. Below is a cropped version of the image, which is actually an advertisement for a product.
Can you guess which product it is ?
A. Lingerie
B. Beauty Cream
C. Jewellery
D. Condom
E. Alchohol
F. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)
G. None of the above [please add your guess with your comments]
Note: Most of Mumbai readers may know the answer, so request them not to spoil it for others 
Answer would be in the next post.
Prize:
Winner, if male, would get to have coffee with the seductress. Female winners would get the accessories she is wearing 
Note added later: No one could guess the right product. So no one gets the prize
The actual product is declared in Distracting Seductress: Unveiled
HOW is how you enjoy the bliss of a Sepia Matinee.
