25 Secrets I Have Never Shared Before Monday, 2 March, 2009Posted by ~uh~™ in Dark Secrets.
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Am taking this opportunity to share some facts about me after being tagged by a guy I know as Spike . I was supposed to post 25 random things about me and I decided to reveal 25 secrets which I have never disclosed online . Secrets desribes a person best. Am quite sure, after knowing this your impression about me won’t remain the same anymore. So, here goes.
1. I used to chew bus tickets when I was in school.
2. I bought my first cigarette when I was 15. The brand ‘ Club Class’ disappeared the same year.
3. I cannot swim backstroke.
4. I can type smileys without smiling 😀 🙂
5. I once had hit a pizza delivery boy on my Yezdi and dismantled his pizza box from his scooter. Then I fled .
6. I used to smoke pot in college, even during exams. I quit after an OD at Khajuraho.
7. I cannot whistle and am jealous about those who can.
8. Once as a kid, I won a prize at a sit & draw competition and fell on a drain on the same day.
9. I tried to seduce one of the younger lady teacher in college, and obtained lower marks.
10. I have once used the word ‘dickhead’ in front of my neighbours while describing another neighbour.
11. I feel helpless when kids cry without any reason.
12. I always wanted to wear dark glasses, but never bought one, ever.
13. I own 9 wristwatches, 3 of them doesn’t work.
14. Whatever music I put as my morning alarm tone on my mobile, I end up hating it.
15. I never liked my classmate Pinky in Jr Kg. She had pigtails.
16. I have never played Table Tennis. I kinda keep away from small balls.
17. The cutmark on my chin is a result of my very first drunken-state push-up fail.
18. I once broke the same glass on my specs, twice within a span of 3 days.
19. I have ten Re 1 notes kept for the last 10 years, received with cash gifts ( 1001, 501 format) on my marriage.
20. I have worn dhoti only twice in my life, first on a Saraswati Puja at my school and next on my wedding day.
21. I had a red underwear which lasted almost 2 years.
22. I hate table calendars with pictures & dates on opposite pages. I always get confused to decide which side should face me.
23. I have once missed a Kingfisher flight because of a ground staff named Clive. I pissed him off and he took it personally.
24. I have seen tiger shit ( shit = nown ).
25. I get acidity from Idli.
Now, I expect few of the bloggers to reciprocate by posting the same- Prof. Shakarotti, Sajita, G, Abha, Vee, Couchpapaya, Kaapi, Vibes, Angel, Amit, Smita, Ava, Bouncing Bubble, and some mysterious people like bittercharm. Those who have already posted 25 random things may choose to ignore or decide to reveal 25 secrets they have never disclosed online. After all, who we actually are is defined by the secrets we keep.