Distracting Seductress

Seductive advert spotted on Mumbai road. Can you guess the product ?


I found an image on this hoarding on a vehicle rather distracting, while I was driving. Below is a cropped version of the image, which is actually an advertisement for a product.

seductress_cropped

Can you guess which product it is ?

A. Lingerie

B. Beauty Cream

C. Jewellery

D. Condom

E. Alchohol

F.  People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)

G. None of the above [please add your guess with your comments]

Note: Most of Mumbai readers may know the answer, so request them not to spoil it for others 🙂

Answer would be in the next post.

Prize:

Winner, if male, would get to have coffee with the seductress. Female winners would get the accessories she is wearing 😉

Note added later: No one could guess the right product.  So no one gets the prize 😉

The actual product is declared in Distracting Seductress: Unveiled

Author: ~uh~™

Born on early 70's, brought up in Kolkata. Graduated from Kolkata as an Architect. Then came to Delhi to obtain a Master's Degree in Building Engineering & Management. There after lived and worked in Delhi, Faridabad, Kolkata, Bangalore and Mumbai, in that order. Staying in Mumbai Western suburbs with my family- wife, 2 kids and a Shih Tzu.

36 thoughts on “Distracting Seductress”

  1. err, the font on ur blog is impossiblty small to read!
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    ~uh~™: What is your screen resolution ? My blog is best viewed on 1200×1800. I have a thing for small fonts, but if it’s painful for majority will do something about it. Thanks for the feedback !

  2. Wish there were something called Google Images where I could paste this pic and run a search :-D.

    Okay. Lemme guess.
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    ~uh~™:Yeah, I think google should be able to search the lost other sock of the pair, from the house too 🙂

    1. lol…I keep wishing Google had a search for a string of notes when I can’t place that godforsaken tune in my head 😀
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      ~uh~™: I type key-words of a particular scene to find the movie i am not able to remember. Like i found THE CELL by searching- ‘Horse, split, glass, guillotine,’. It works.
      It’s only time when google will have a visual and audio input integrated with it. So you can sing a song and google it or ‘show’ a photo to search it’s source !
      Cops & spies will have hay day then !

  3. My best guess is PETA, or some other such environmentally challenged organisation. Of late, some hot PETA activists have shown their inclination to shed some of their clothes. 😉

    Duh! I know I am wrong.
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    ~uh~™: I know. Especially after Sherlyn Chopra and her odd exposures.
    Good logical thinking there 🙂

  4. Logically it has to be D.
    But since it looks to be a surprise, is it Beauty Cream?

    And if I win, please dont give me the accessories.. please donate it to charity on my behalf.. 😀
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    ~uh~™: You have analyzed it well enough.
    You wish is noted 🙂

  5. BTW, I didn’t quite get what prizes you have in mind. If there are joint winners, one male and one female, do you wish to say that the seductress takes off everything that she’s wearing (to gift them to the female winner of course) and then goes away with the male winner to spend some quality time on the coffee table???
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    ~uh~™: Well, that’s one way to think of it. ‘Joint winner’ will be treated as a special case and will be dealt with separately.
    Of course, some female can rightfully demand the coffee with the seductress as well. The accessories can also be claimed by the men to gift to their partners.

  6. wait! i don’t think i read all the comments before posting my comment. is it true youre giving away a joint for a prize?
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    ~uh~™: lol…@ joint winners ! 😀

  7. ooohhhh…joint winners…sorry,my bad.
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    ~uh~™: ‘Joint winners’ will never mean the same to me. Btw, you may know India produces great grass on its mountains, but it’s illegal here 😦

  8. 1. The photo studio that “spiced up” Michael-Jackson-may-his-soul-rest-in-peace-‘s post sex-change (er…whatever-it-was-change) image.

    2. The rival clinic of the clinic that did that whatever-that-was change for MJ – like a “where not to go”.

    3. ICICI (Oh c’mon, if not 1 or 2, it has to be ICICI).

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    ~uh~™: So far your longest comment to me and how !
    Excellent entries 😉

  9. Cigaratte !!, hair oil, Tamiflu tablets ??
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    ~uh~™: Tamiflu! ROTFLOSLTTCFFOM (Rolling over the floor laughing out so loud that the ceiling fan fell on my head)

  10. Wait, I’m loading a clip in my AK47.

    Here I go

    1. Parryware/Jaquar premium bathroom fittings
    2. Premium emulsion paints
    3. Premium crockery (or is it croakery/)
    4. Home Theatre
    5. LCD/LED TV
    6. Premium towels/bedsheets/lenin
    7. Hideously designed Hidesign hide bags
    8. Anything that is silky, smooth and satin like.
    9. Footwear
    10. Mosquito repellent.
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    ~uh~™: Not bad, not bad. That hidesign guess was highly desi 🙂

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