There was this meeting which started at 10 pm in the night, which I had to attend, where I had no role to play but my boss wanted me to be there just for the heck of it. The meeting was with our business partners who had visited town and have chosen that weird hour to be best suited for the meeting in an ‘relaxed ambiance’. I had started my day @ 8 am and driven for around 3 hrs during the day. Moreover, I had to refuse the booze as I had to drive back home after the meeting . Had to decline the dinner offer too for some reasons.
I had a bottle of water, a pad and a pencil in front of me. So while listening to the discussion I took elaborate notes and finished the bottle in next one and a half hour.
Below is a scanned copy of the note. Feel free to decode, interpret and analyze without prejudice. The most creative and innovative interpretation will get a personalized surprise gift on mail from me.
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AEIOU ¿ ® 
hehe…where do you work if i may ask? JLL?
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~uh~™: You can but I won’t tell you 🙂 It’s not JLL.
Ok, let me interpret-
You were cursing your boss, the guest and entire organizational, road infra system in every possible manner with a secret fantasy of having a ahem lady as the speaker:)
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~uh~™ : Not bad ! Not bad at all- you are on the right track 🙂
i got fucked while climbing the ladder,
the discussion topics looked like fodder,
a man trapped in a womans body,
my boss is really moody,
wake up he said with a punch,
this is dinner not a siesta lunch,
with a club in my hand I shout,
silence pursued, I’d put a foot in my mouth,
No bandaid would heal the deal,
Felt like medium -rare veal.
With my head in a tizzy,
wanted to eject in a jiffy,
Hoping against hope,
searching for a rope,
want to go home,It’s late,
guess have sleep outside the gate.
Minutes from a “Bored Meeting” !
Note – image to be read from left to right and then word wrap.
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~uh~™ : clap clap clap !
“No bandaid would heal the deal,
Felt like medium -rare veal.”
Outstanding !!
Wow there is this he-man sword in the right side. A Middle finger. Funny figures of probably other attendees. A fist in the punching mode, meant for your boss. A bone, meant for some other superior, who you think is worst than a dog. Ah well thats all i could think of
Cheers
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~uh~™: You are supposed to interpret not just identify…
with so many hands, ugly female and the frusturation galore..i shud be aptly named “Khudkhushi” !
enjay
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~uh~™ : lol
I say it like i see it, so here is what I see….actually if you look at it you will notice…..no seriously the thing to note here is the most important feature…..you are seeing it wrong, squint your eyes and you will notice…….no maybe you were right there is no way that I saw ….. ok the real thing is that what you see is…..
Ah forget it…..
🙂
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~uh~™: WYSIWYG !
I think the keys to the interpretation of this work of art are the bamboo stick and the arrow through the ring. In fact, a Freudian psychoanalyst could make a career out of this thing.
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~uh~™ : Yeah, Freud is THE GUY as far as subconscious fantasies are concerned, but you too have potential 😉
I can only infer that you are one hell of a dangerous man.
Evil Bong indeed :p
Gyanban deserves the prize 😀
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~uh~™ : You were supposed to interpret my thinking, not me. Fail !
analysis shuddhaa hindi mein :D=
bhos**ke toone iss time meeting bulaayee dil ker rahaa hai teri ****d mein latth ghused doon teri band bajaa doon….tu mujhse kuchh abhi puchh mat lijiyo, mera jawaab tere liye….unglee uthaa ker F U hogaa…..ghar mein biwi bachche nahi hain?….din mein marwaate ho raat ko hame khaamkhaa bithaate ho…..khaale…peeele…yahee meeting thee teri….saale biwi bachche nahi hain ghar per …..dil karey lagaaoon tujhe ek jor kaa…..yahaa se pattion mein bhejne ka tujhe dil ker rahaa meraa…..teraaa je project kabhi skeleton se real mein nahi badlegaa….tu aise marwata rahegaa hame raaton ko jagata rahegaa……aaaaaaa…la la la la la la la la …aaj toh toone bulaa liyaa per kasam paidaa karne waale ki teraa system tight ker chhooodegaa 😀
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~uh~™ : too much ***** 😉
The centre of the drawing is occupied by a figurine which looks like a hand with an extended little finger and a thumb pointing towards oblivion. That was perhaps when your boss denied you the permission to go to the washroom downstairs (staircase drawn towards the top left corner is an ample hint) to relieve yourself. These were presumably your first hieroglyphics drawn on the papyrus.
Obviously, your angst at being denied the permission along with the incalculable agony of suppressing certain internal ‘pressure situations’ drove you to draw many prehistoric weapons of mass destruction, and the aftermath of using such weapons on your detractors (skull, bones strewn all around).
The random geometric figures represent the whole purpose of the seminar. Cutting corners and erratic lines leading nowhere. Two black holes (representing black eyes), a solid fist and a stout middle finger underlines your vicious plans to launch an all out offensive.
The naked female figure has been planted by you just to distract us!
😀 Cheers!
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~uh~™: extremely close in guessing, especially on the prehistoric violence part.
Btw, the female figures are not planted later 😉
I cannot interpret the whole thing. But I sure know that you asked someone to f*ck off, someone spoke about the danger (if business goes like it is?), you guys are luring someone(the presence of the dog bone?), you wanted to punch/beat someone with the club, the meeting was extremely boring (the presence of that square thingy which we have to draw without lifting our pen off the paper?) and that you are a damn good artist! 🙂
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~uh~™ : good one 🙂
Fucking hilarious, I loved it and its beyond my intelligence levels to interpret such a beautiful art work 😉
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~uh~™: You sound modestly courteous 🙂 Welcome.