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A Cock and Hen Story Monday, 12 April, 2010

Posted by ~uh~™ in Stories, Wack's Museum.
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Once upon a time there was a little girl named Cho who loved chasing cocks. Whenever she saw a cock she used to run after it to grab it. The bigger the cock the more she was excited to grab it. After grabbing the cock she used to ride on it immediately. This way she rode many cocks, till one day she rode a cock so hard that the poor cock could not stand up again.  The God of cocks, who was famous for his stiff and thick masculine arrogance, became very furious on such damage of his creation. He cursed the girl “Be Hen…… Cho!” That very moment the girl became a hen, laid a large egg and started nursing it. The hen thereafter, were always chased by the cocks till its death. The three word phrase of curse, nurtured over time and survived across generations became a very spontaneous expression of masculine anger and is still heard everywhere in our country, whenever a cock becomes vulnerable.

Nisha Kothari, Hen, egg

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1. Magik - Monday, 12 April, 2010

freakin awesome shit bhaincho roflmao
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~uh~™ : Magik !

2. Duh - Tuesday, 13 April, 2010

Awesome shit!!!
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~uh~™ : Humbled by the compliment 🙂

3. Madhurie - Tuesday, 13 April, 2010

Why was Cho so much liking the cocks? I think she likes chicken lollipop.
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~uh~™ : or may be she liked cocktails, good to see you here Madhurie !

4. Anu - Tuesday, 13 April, 2010

Genius Genesis Uh!
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~uh~™ : Thanks for the Anu-lysis !

5. abhishek - Wednesday, 14 April, 2010

“Be hen cho!” … freakingly awesome piece of creative writing…sharing it on FB asap.
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~uh~™ : Cool !

6. Sindian - Wednesday, 14 April, 2010

Friggin Awesome.
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~uh~™ : Well, thanks 🙂

7. Spike - Thursday, 15 April, 2010

ha ha…
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~uh~™ : Spiked !

8. Nidarshana - Thursday, 15 April, 2010

😀 😀 😀

[Here after a loooooong time. Admit it was pretty refreshing 🙂 Lagey raho…]
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~uh~™ : Welcome again !

9. gyanban - Wednesday, 21 April, 2010

You should think of making a movie…here are some suggested titiles,

Cockolat

Be Hen Choking

Cockablanca

or if you like some good ol bolly wood…

Cock hai ki manta nahi

Cock to pagal hai

Cock chata hai

Woh cock thi ?

or even parallel cinema

Ardha Satay a – Hen/cock

Paar – Hen Ran

just for Cannes –

Le cock de cock

The Cockasian Incident.

A special wild card entry from Russia – Behenchovysky. – how the cock became a hen.

PS – i do charge for all of the cocky intelligence above.
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~uh~™ : Outstanding contribution !
I guess Cockablanca would be an old classic too…

10. Anu - Sunday, 25 April, 2010

ROFLMAO!!! Be-hen-cho!! Hawwww! 😛 Awesome humour 😀
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~uh~™: Welcome to AEIOU ¿ ® 😉

11. indigo mariposa - Thursday, 29 April, 2010

Omfg thts sooooo fkng hilarious! jauc la COCK Grande or however u spell the first jauc thingy lmfao
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~uh~™: It’s called laughence !

12. Kshitij Khurana - Thursday, 29 April, 2010

Oh Maaan!

That is such a cool writeup UH. So very cool. A visit to your blog after ages… well worth it.

Loved it man.
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~uh~™: Thanks, you keep it up too- your blogs i mean 😉

13. le embrouille blogueur - Monday, 3 May, 2010

Haha …. took me couple of mins … to absorb… awesome … you are a genius with the pen and the wit … deadly combination !!
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~uh~™: Technically speaking it should be the keyboard 🙂 Humbled nevertheless.
ps: seriously i can’t write on pen and paper anymore…

14. Roflindian - Saturday, 8 May, 2010

Bunch-O!
What a glass of Cocky-cola!
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~uh~™ : Good to see you. Hope you are not chewing gum anymore ? 🙂

15. samsia - Tuesday, 8 February, 2011

i love,,it love3x

16. saim - Tuesday, 8 February, 2011

nice story..


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