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2010 Round up AEIOU ¿ ® Monday, 3 January, 2011

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The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

Featured image

About 3 million people visit the Taj Mahal every year. This blog was viewed about 57,000 times in 2010. If it were the Taj Mahal, it would take about 7 days for that many people to see it.

In 2010, there were 14 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 130 posts. There were 28 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 8mb. That’s about 2 pictures per month.

The busiest day of the year was February 11th with 393 views. The most popular post that day was Savita Bhabhi goes Underground.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, search.conduit.com, google.co.in, passionforcinema.com, and guruji.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for savita bhabhi, avatar movie, savita bhabi, bandra worli sea link, and run lola run.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

Savita Bhabhi goes Underground July 2009
16 comments

2

Avatar : The Alien Ordeal December 2009
5 comments

3

Yezdi Roadking: The King is dead. Long live the King! April 2009
42 comments

4

Review of Run Lola Run: The Ball is Round, Everything Else is Theory January 2009
1 comment

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1st Anniversary Thursday, 18 February, 2010

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Few days ago this blog completed it’s first anniversary. Silently.

Crossing this milestone, I should now give the statistics of my readership, hits, number of comments or how many times  the keyword ‘Sabita Bhabi’  google search landed on my page. But….

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted, said Albert Einstein.

As per the blogger’s ritual I should have written eloquent words explaining how exciting and rewarding my journey has been, how I have made numerous friends within the blogworld, how I am perpetually immersed in the sea of sweet viscous love and affection and how I am thankful to  those unforgettable comments and criticisms that made my days and how I have changed this world in my own little way.

Though most of it is true (except about changing the world bit, may be),  but still I won’t write that. I would do anything for blog, but I won’t do that . [Thanks to Meatloaf ]

I have only one thing to say on this memorable day………

“ Let my readers take the cake ”

As usual, I would hope intelligent readers would interpret the image based on their finer sense and familiarity with my nonsense artworks.

Cheers!

Clairvoyant’s Clue Friday, 22 January, 2010

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I always find it interesting to think about the future, near or distant and try to visualize  the technology, inventions and its effect on our life. To my pride, not so long back I have predicted few things about a website which, within an year was converted to vivid reality. Obviously, I was never given the due credit. Nonetheless, credits are immaterial for gifted clairvoyants who are always concerned about, obviously, the future and the greater good. And it’s impact on mankind.

Having been experienced the internet evolution and it’s repercussions into our socio-psychological lifestyle, it is evident that it is a unwise and rather destructive effort to disconnect internet (pun intended) from the future work-life. My guess is the term ‘worki would soon be realized to have a different meaning, a sub-culture under a broader phenomenon happening in the cyberspace. And we need to work around that. An archetypical pre-employment due diligence form would then look like below –

Form 2A: Pre Employment Questionnaire

1. Name:

2. Age:

3. Sex:

4. Marital Status:

5. Permanent Address:

6. Chat IDs:

Yahoo  [………………………]

GTalk   [………………………]

MSN   [………………………]

Skype  [………………………]

Others [………………………]

7. Reason for job change [tick as applicable]

Salary   []          Boss    []          Firewall []          Other                []

8. Online networking membership details [ tick as applicable]

Facebook         []          Yahoo  []          Myspace           []

Orkut                []          Twitter               []          Ibibo                []

Hi-5                  []          Bebo               []          Digg                 []

Stumbleupon    []          Ning                 []          Dogster            []

Hi-5                  []          Bebo               []          Friendster         []

Gaia                 []          Ning                 []          LinkedIn            []

Meebo              []          Reddit              []          Ryze                 []

9. No of friends / followers [ tick as applicable]

Less than 50     []          51-200              []          500 or more      []

1000 or more     []          No idea             []          Lost Count        []

10. Online Photo/ Video sharing details [ tick as applicable]

Netflix               []          Ustream            []          Photobucket     []

Flickr                []          Twitpic              []          Mogulus           []

Picasa              []          Stick am           []          Boxee               []

FotoFlexer        []          Viddler              []          Picnik               []

Qik                   []          Hulu                 []          Shutterfly          []

Sling                 []          Vuvox               []          Joost                []

YouTube           []          SmugMug         []          Zoomr              []

11. Do you have a blog ?

Yes      []                      What’s a blog ? []

12. What the status of your blog ? [ ignore if not ‘yes’ in Q # 11]

Active               []          Dormant           []          Dead                []

13. What is your area of interest(s) ? [ tick as applicable]

Movies             []          Music               []          Photography     []

Pornography     []          Literature           []          Wikipedia          []

Sports              []          Food                []          Automobile       []

Other                []          All                    []

14. Please select the software(s) for your daily need [ tick as applicable]

Photoshop        []          Vuze                 []          Others as listed below   []

14a……………………

14b……………………

14c……………………

14d……………………

14d……………………

14d……………………

15. How much time you intend to spend for productive work?

2 hours []          Less than 2 hrs  []          Not Applicable  []

16. What is the internet connection speed you need?

100mbps          []          more     []

17. Are you open to add your Boss as a friend in Facebook ?

Yes      []          Are you nuts ?   []

18. Please select your primary usage of Blackberry [ tick as applicable]

Twitter   []  Facebook     []          G Chat  []          Mails    []          Blog     []  Others []

19. How do you want tea/ coffee?

Unlimited, served at my desk     []          Can I get chilled beer too?        []

20. How much raise do you want on your current salary? [Ignore if you have answered Firewall to Q # 7]

20% []      50%   []          More  []

I hereby state that all the above information furnished by me is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. I understand that the information provided by me here may be used for or against my qualification for the job I have been considered for.

…………………………………                                          Date: ………………………

Signed

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