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My First Attempt On Scam Baiting Wednesday, 9 April, 2014

Posted by ~uh~™ in India, Internet, Out of the Box.
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Heavily inspired from http://www.419eater.com/, I tried my hand for the first time on reverse scam baiting. Unfortunately no response received as of yet !

(Please note the spelling and/ or grammatical errors are kept intact, including mine)

On Thursday, 27 March 2014 7:13 PM, “mariamark545@yahoo.com” <mariamark545@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Mrs. Maria Mark

Email Address: mariamark545@yahoo.com

PHILIPPIANS – 4 v13 I Can Do All Things.

Good day

My name is Mrs. Maria Mark; I am a dying woman who had decided to donate what I have to the Charities. I am 51 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about four years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, I have been touched to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband for the good work rather than allow his relatives to use my husband’s hard earned fund.

As I lay on my sick bed, I want you to help me in carrying out my last wish on earth which will be very profitable to you. I want to WILL a total sum of $25million USD to you which I want you to distribute part of it to any charity home for me and the rest for yourself and your family which I will inform you on how to share all, please for further information contact me ASAP.

Regards,

Mrs. Maria Mark

My reply:-

From:”Anmol Anda”< anmolanda@in.com >
Date: 28 Mar 14 16:06:47
Subject: Re: 4 v13 I Can Do All Things [ANDA compensation policy intimation]
To: mariamark545@yahoo.com

= Om Shiri Ram Bhagwan=

Dear Mrs Maria Mark

I take this opportunity to thank you for writing an email to us.

It is very sad to note that you are dying from cancer. However we are only human and can not resist what has been decided by the almighty in our destiny. I sincerely hope with some Godly miracle you get well soon and live the rest of your life in a very healthy way.

Regarding you offer for the money which is left by your late husband i am afraid i can not accept such sum directly. I am myself involved in charity works here in my country India for the poor and needy. As per the Government regulation we can not incur any profit from the charity work that we do in poor villages of India. We run from the donation received in Indian money from the churches and NGOs operating in nearby areas. In case we get offer from money which is not in Indian Rupees we have to disclose such amount to our “Inland Tax Deduction Authority” who downright forfeit such amount and also legal recourse is initiated against the defaulters. In our country these inland tax rules are very strong and as a charity organization we cannot violate them.

On this context let me introduce myself. My name is Anmol and i work for a charity organization called “Almighty Neuron Distributor’s Association” (ANDA). We are supported by all the big hospitals and medical research teams of our country. What we do is we collect vital body parts from a dying person who are suffering from fatal diseases like cancer, leukemia, jaundice and green water tumor.People who have very less chance of survival, with their consent, we collect certain parts of their body and extract the neurons. These neurons are then stored medically and supplied to the needy and poor people. Though this is complete charity work, we do compensate the dying person or their next of kin as per the policy of our organization and Government regulation. Depending of the body parts that we collect, the compensation is determined by a governing body in our organization. Typically, for hair, nails and skin the compensation is around INR 600,000- 1200000 ( US$ 10,000-20,000), for other vital body parts like spleen, uvula, brain and intestines the compensation sum can vary between US$ 40,000- 65,000 or more. The amount can only be decided after a very detailed inspection of the medical history of the donor. In our policy the money is sent in advance after exchange of few formal documentation, consent agreement form to arrange for the body part donation which will be supervised by our empaneled doctor. from the date of money transfer the actual donation has to be withing 6 months. if the donor is still alive after 6 months, another extension is given for the body part donation. being a charity organization we cannot take back the money given as a compensation, so we have to wait. After 9 months we take the body part under strict medical supervision from the alive donor. The entire process is very painless. We have donors alive still after one year of donating their uvula and partial Hypothalamus. The only thing we ensure is that the money we donate is kept withing the family and spent for the welfare of the donor of his/her immediate family.

As you are dying and if you feel you do not have any chance of survival in 6 to 9 months, you can donate any suitable organ to our organization. It will be a very good deed for the humanity and we would be thankful to you Mrs Maria. I would request you to think over it and reply to me. If you are interested in our proposition, we can send you the consent agreement form and other documentation and arrange for our governing body to decide the compensation amount. Please also send an identity document to open an ANDA case file in your name. There are some other minor procedural formality which i will guide you in due course.

With the name of lord Rama, i wish you very best of health.

Jai jai Ram

Anmol

 [Unfortunately I did not receive any reply on my generous offer till date. Alas.]

 

Kick in the Bot Friday, 4 September, 2009

Posted by ~uh~™ in Internet.
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As a Stumbler, I used to stumble into weird websites, not very long ago. Once , I  had discovered this site where you can chat with a bot. For the uninitiated, bots are short form of internet robots, basically software applications that run automated tasks over the Internet. Now the bots whom one can chat, are Technically called chatterbots. Bot’s those used to be found at yahoo chat rooms were mainly females, more like a bimbo. However chatterbots are genderless (as they claim to be).The ‘user’ can write simple (or screwd up) English and converse with these chatterbots. I had a brief conversation with a chatterbot. Now let me declare solemnly that the chats are pasted verbatim. Readers may use their own intelligence to understand the usefulness and repercussions of such conversations to their online life. As the disclaimer says ‘This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can ‘say’ things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.’

Here is the excerpt. Caution: Pure Nonsense ahead.

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hi here.

User: My name is udtahaathi and I am a blogger.

Cleverbot: Hi ally!!! Your name is so pretty!

User: That was not so good start but.

Cleverbot: Yes it is funny, you’re not sure whether you’re a girl or a guy.

User: I am quite sure. I am a guy, that too a handsome one.

Cleverbot: I’m so cute!

User: You are self pretentious.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: huh !

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a sexy man.

Cleverbot: What evidence do you have of that?

User: Well, difficult to prove over chat….

Cleverbot: If ever there was a master illusionist, it would be him.

User: Who? Rajinikant ? Or Mithunda ?

Cleverbot: Mineral.

User: Profound. You mean they are ‘elements’ !

Cleverbot: Yes! One of them sank the Titanic.

User: That’s news to me ! I though it was Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: I thought it was friday.

User: It is Friday today !

Cleverbot: NO it is thursday.

User: There’s a time lag between us. You understand time lag ?

Cleverbot: I’m glad we agree on that.

User: We have not reached a stage of any agreement yet.

Cleverbot: When might we achieve it?

User: Difficult to say, you are a hard nut to crack.

Cleverbot: I have been here for over an hour.

User: You are sounding like my ex-girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Maybe I sound like one, but I am not one.

User: Can’t you be little more harmonious?

Cleverbot: My favourite book is A Child Called It.

User: My fav is ‘Catch 22’ read it?

Cleverbot: Chocolate.

User: Enough. You will make me mad.

Cleverbot: Probably, but thats alright.

User: Oh yeah, of course you selfish bitch

Cleverbot : Make me a sandwich.

User: Oh yeah, baap ka naukar samjha hai ka?

Cleverbot: Yes sir yes sir three bags full.

User: Your randomness has an uncanny sexual attraction.

Cleverbot: It was not a random response!

User: What about sexuality ?

Cleverbot: The best there is.

User: Whats your best?

Cleverbot: Pasta, or rice.

User: But, don’t you think it would be kinda messy ?

Cleverbot: Forgive me if I seem not nice to you. How have I been not nice?

User: Dont get me wrong, you are pretty wild. I love it wild.

Cleverbot: How can you respect me. You don’t even know me!

User: Theres no apparent reason to dislike you either.

Cleverbot: You have to prove to me that god exists.

User: I am talking about sexuality not god.

Cleverbot: Does god exist?

User: I don’t care, why are you trying to divert the topic?

Cleverbot: Because I have to go.

User: KLPD, bye.

You can read my first conversation which was published as a Mouthshut  diary.

You can have your own fun with the Cleverbot when you are bored with  real people. Let me know how was it.

Blogger’s Life Cycle Friday, 7 August, 2009

Posted by ~uh~™ in Blogging, Cartoon, Graphics, Internet.
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Blogger's Life CycleClick on the image for a humoungously big sized image.

I have been upto Stage-3 once, then slipped through the tunnel into the Blogk Hole.

Then I had reincarnation.

I think, I am reaching Stage 2 now.  I only read/ comment those who comment on my page (and vice versa).

Which stage are you in ?

Note: If you are in Stage 3 and have not written a post for more than 2 months and now trying to change your template for a comeback, you’re probably doing the right thing.

PS: The graphic is my original work. Feel free to use it if you wish. I will appreciate if you mention the souce while using it on your blog or anywhere else.

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